Epp, and Laura's tailgate dent

["Joel M Brodsky" <jmbrodsky@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Laura,
      I neglected to inform you that the dent in the tailgate is from a
guy's forehead.  After he told me his J@@P was painted Corvette Yellow and
looked better, I showed him a really close look of the 6 coats of color +
clear on your tailgate.  I guess he got too close while it was assisted
with a headlock/sleeper hold.  The blood wiped right off, the dent remains.
That's the truth.  I promise.  Yeah, don't let me borrow the truck.  It's
far too nice for me.

Epp, the traveler was far from mint when I got it.  The minty parts are
still minty.  And the cool part is that Al's Auto in Washington was
acquired by Checker/Shucks/Kragen, which might mean that my noisy exhaust
MAY be warranted by a local shop instead of one 2000 miles away.

Oh yeah, Epp,
In conclusion:  Though I appreciate it, you should stop checking on my
feminine side, or I might tell your wife and friends about your slingbacks!

Joel

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 14:57:54 -0000
From: Eppinger Michael R Contr AEDC/SVT <Michael.Eppinger@domain.elided>
Subject: Re: Body Damage

Hey Laura,
Just a quick hint on how to prevent these concerns, is not to let Joel
borrow your truck.  You saw what he has done to John L.'s mint condition
traveler that he bought, didn't you?
<vbg>
Joel, I hope I did not hurt your feminine side with this comment.

Epp